Funny Church Signs & Quotes
Great for church signs, bulletin boards, church bulletins, church flyers, etc.

  • Tomorrow's forecast: God reigns and the Son shines!
  • Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives directions for free.
  • Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water!
  • What on earth are you doing for Heavens sake!
  • Honk if you love Jesus… Text while driving if you want to meet him.
  • God will accept broken hearts – but you must give Him all the pieces!
  • If the devil is knocking at your front door, let Jesus answer it!
  • T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Forgiven!
  • Is temptation knocking? Let Jesus get the door!
  • Faith is Not Blind, Faith is your sight Set On Jesus!
  • Feeling thankful and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
  • God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts!
  • God wants full custody not just a weekend visit!
  • If God Is Your Co-Pilot, you better switch seats!
  • It’s a TREAT, not a Trick.  God loves You!
  • 2 Great Truths: 1) There is a God… 2) You’re not Him!
  • When you throw mud at someone, you’re the one losing ground!
  • Autumn leaves.  Jesus doesn't.
  • Heavenly forecast:  God will reign forever!
  • May all your days have Son shine!
  • The 10 Commandments are not multiple choice!
  • The 10 Commandments are not 10 suggestions!
  • Jesus has a great “prophet-sharing” plan!
  • F.R.O.G. = Fully Rely On God!
  • Do you keep your Bible as close as your cell phone?
  • Church sign - ATM inside: Atonement, Truth, Mercy
  • Heaven’s riches are tax free!
  • “I’m also making a list and checking it twice” – God
  • God does not believe in atheists – therefore atheists do not exist.
  • Adam blamed Eve. Then Eve blamed the snake.  Then the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on.
  • Do not criticize your wife’s judgment.  See who she married.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!
  • If evolution were true, Mother’s would have at least 3 arms.
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • For God so loved the world, that He didn't send a committee.
  • Don’t give up!  Moses was once a basket-case too!
  • There will be a separation of church and state – the rapture!
  • Noah should have swatted the 2 mosquitoes!
  • Church bulletin – the peacemaking meeting today has been cancelled, due to a conflict.
  • Church bulletin – the low self-esteem support group meets Thursday.  Please use the back door.
  • Church bulletin – Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm.  Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
  • The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

Church Signs and Sayings - Jesus, Salvation

  • Friends don’t let Friends die without Jesus.
  • True independence is dependence on Jesus.
  • Choose the “Bread of Life”, or you are toast.
  • Many who seek God in the eleventh hour die at 10:30!
  • If you don't like the way you were born try being born again!
  • ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking?
  • Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins!
  • Lost?  Try GPS – God’s Plan of Salvation!
  • Jesus is an investment that never loses!
  • Life without Jesus is like an unsharpened pencil.  It has no point.
  • Try Jesus!  If you don’t like Him, the devil will gladly take you back!
  • Faithbook: Jesus has sent you a friend request.
  • Jesus loves You… and He approves this message!

Church Signs & Sayings - Prayers

  • God’s answers are wiser than our prayers!
  • 7 days without Prayer makes one WEAK!
  • Church sign – Our Church is Prayer Conditioned!
  • A family alter can alter a family!
  • No problem is too great to place in God's hands.
  • P.U.S.H. = Pray Until Something Happens!
  • Prayer – the ultimate wireless connection!
  • Prayer – Free wireless connection to God with no roaming fees!
  • God answers all knee mail.
  • Can't sleep? Don't count sheep - talk to the shepherd!
  • Faith is the postage stamp on our prayers.

Church Signs and Sayings - Churches

  • Church is like fudge… sweet, with a few nuts!
  • For Home Improvement – Bring the Family to Church.
  • The church is a gift from God.  Some assembly required.
  • Shock your Mom… go to church today!
  • Church sign – we are not Dairy Queen… but, we have Great Sundays!

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