Funny Church Signs & Quotes
Church Signs and Sayings - Jesus, Salvation
- Friends don’t let Friends die without Jesus.
- True independence is dependence on Jesus.
- Choose the “Bread of Life”, or you are toast.
- Many who seek God in the eleventh hour die at 10:30!
- If you don't like the way you were born try being born again!
- ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking?
- Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins!
- Lost? Try GPS – God’s Plan of Salvation!
- Jesus is an investment that never loses!
- Life without Jesus is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.
- Try Jesus! If you don’t like Him, the devil will gladly take you back!
- Faithbook: Jesus has sent you a friend request.
- Jesus loves You… and He approves this message!
Church Signs & Sayings - Prayers
- God’s answers are wiser than our prayers!
- 7 days without Prayer makes one WEAK!
- Church sign – Our Church is Prayer Conditioned!
- A family alter can alter a family!
- No problem is too great to place in God's hands.
- P.U.S.H. = Pray Until Something Happens!
- Prayer – the ultimate wireless connection!
- Prayer – Free wireless connection to God with no roaming fees!
- God answers all knee mail.
- Can't sleep? Don't count sheep - talk to the shepherd!
- Faith is the postage stamp on our prayers.
Church Signs and Sayings - Churches
- Church is like fudge… sweet, with a few nuts!
- For Home Improvement – Bring the Family to Church.
- The church is a gift from God. Some assembly required.
- Shock your Mom… go to church today!
- Church sign – we are not Dairy Queen… but, we have Great Sundays!