Funny Church Signs & Quotes
Great for church signs, bulletin boards, church bulletins, church flyers, etc.
- Tomorrow's forecast: God reigns and the Son shines!
- Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives directions for free.
- Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water!
- What on earth are you doing for Heavens sake!
- Honk if you love Jesus… Text while driving if you want to meet him.
- God will accept broken hearts – but you must give Him all the pieces!
- If the devil is knocking at your front door, let Jesus answer it!
- T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Forgiven!
- Is temptation knocking? Let Jesus get the door!
- Faith is Not Blind, Faith is your sight Set On Jesus!
- Feeling thankful and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
- God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts!
- God wants full custody not just a weekend visit!
- If God Is Your Co-Pilot, you better switch seats!
- It’s a TREAT, not a Trick. God loves You!
- 2 Great Truths: 1) There is a God… 2) You’re not Him!
- When you throw mud at someone, you’re the one losing ground!
- Autumn leaves. Jesus doesn't.
- Heavenly forecast: God will reign forever!
- May all your days have Son shine!
- The 10 Commandments are not multiple choice!
- The 10 Commandments are not 10 suggestions!
- Jesus has a great “prophet-sharing” plan!
- F.R.O.G. = Fully Rely On God!
- Do you keep your Bible as close as your cell phone?
- Church sign - ATM inside: Atonement, Truth, Mercy
- Heaven’s riches are tax free!
- “I’m also making a list and checking it twice” – God
- God does not believe in atheists – therefore atheists do not exist.
- Adam blamed Eve. Then Eve blamed the snake. Then the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on.
- Do not criticize your wife’s judgment. See who she married.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!
- If evolution were true, Mother’s would have at least 3 arms.
- Forbidden fruits create many jams.
- For God so loved the world, that He didn't send a committee.
- Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket-case too!
- There will be a separation of church and state – the rapture!
- Noah should have swatted the 2 mosquitoes!
- Church bulletin – the peacemaking meeting today has been cancelled, due to a conflict.
- Church bulletin – the low self-esteem support group meets Thursday. Please use the back door.
- Church bulletin – Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
- The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
Church Signs and Sayings - Jesus, Salvation
- Friends don’t let Friends die without Jesus.
- True independence is dependence on Jesus.
- Choose the “Bread of Life”, or you are toast.
- Many who seek God in the eleventh hour die at 10:30!
- If you don't like the way you were born try being born again!
- ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking?
- Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins!
- Lost? Try GPS – God’s Plan of Salvation!
- Jesus is an investment that never loses!
- Life without Jesus is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.
- Try Jesus! If you don’t like Him, the devil will gladly take you back!
- Faithbook: Jesus has sent you a friend request.
- Jesus loves You… and He approves this message!
Church Signs & Sayings - Prayers
- God’s answers are wiser than our prayers!
- 7 days without Prayer makes one WEAK!
- Church sign – Our Church is Prayer Conditioned!
- A family alter can alter a family!
- No problem is too great to place in God's hands.
- P.U.S.H. = Pray Until Something Happens!
- Prayer – the ultimate wireless connection!
- Prayer – Free wireless connection to God with no roaming fees!
- God answers all knee mail.
- Can't sleep? Don't count sheep - talk to the shepherd!
- Faith is the postage stamp on our prayers.
Church Signs and Sayings - Churches
- Church is like fudge… sweet, with a few nuts!
- For Home Improvement – Bring the Family to Church.
- The church is a gift from God. Some assembly required.
- Shock your Mom… go to church today!
- Church sign – we are not Dairy Queen… but, we have Great Sundays!
